Well, this bit of news caught my eye this morning. Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are going to ask the government for a $5 billie bailout.
I don’t know how successful it’ll be, but well, if they’re going to bail out the other unscrupulous social engineers of the American nightmare, then they might as well break some off for porn too. To give to fossil fuel dependent automobiles and not to porn would be hypocritical.
Besides, without the proliferation of statistically correct mainstream porn, American society might actually develop into one in which a wider variety of beauty is considered acceptable. Applicants might actually start being chosen for their real hotness again. They can’t let that happen again, right? To keep guys wanking to cyborgs costs money for parts and servicing. Can you imagine what will happen to American industry if people realize that less than graphically perfect women are capable of enjoying sex and being good at it? Men might actually start approaching women, getting laid, and being satisfied with someone who actually cares about them. People might start watching home made videos of real couples, and requiring exotic dancers actually know how to dance.
Or maybe I’m being too optimistic. I don’t oppose the porn industry. What I oppose is industrialized porn. None of the bailout money will make it into the hands of the alternative scene. At best, it’ll trickle down somewhat into fetish and niche departments of the mainstreamed companies. The underground flavored club owner or Mistress with a stable of exhibitionist slaves making independent dvd’s won’t see any of that money.
